absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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