I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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