Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
why didn't you poke me back
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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