Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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