I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I touched a dick in church today
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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