good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
im holly from the hills drunk
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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