i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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