is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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