We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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