at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Less talking, more tequila
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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