I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked