my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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