i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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