"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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