So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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