Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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