I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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