im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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