all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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