so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
