I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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