Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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