Well douche your snatch and let's go!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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