I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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