Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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