omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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