sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize