dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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