He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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