thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
3pm strippers are depressing
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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