He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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