Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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