I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..