Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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