We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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