oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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