gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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