i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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