No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
