question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is Oprah even human
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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