I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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