Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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