I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize