There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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