Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think my moral compass just broke
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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