Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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