Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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