I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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