just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Panties = found
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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