Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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