the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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