she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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