I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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