You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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