Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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